Your kind of doctor??

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about .... a story from another person's perspective ....


I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well'
for my age. (I am in my mid 50s.) A little concerned about that comment, I
couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

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Ha ha ha I'm still laughing....